Do They Look Affectionate Or What?

Just thought we needed a little wakeup call around here!

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Bad Memory?

Mark Twain: "If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."

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Counting?

Site Meter says I've now exceeded 18,000 hits. Big deal. If it was 18,000 people in some short length of time, I'd be impressed with myself. But probably, it's the same 50 to a hundred reliable Internet buddies who have just kept coming back over the past 3 years! That's nice, yes, but it minimizes the impact of the 18,000 hits, I'd say! I used to look at people's numbers. Sometimes I've been jealous of other people. There's Theresa, with her greater than 103,000 hits! She (and others) slap the dogshit out of me. Also, the cat shit, the monkey shit, and all the shit that can be found in a hundred thousand overhead birds! I've been knocked in the dirt! You know how. Damn. If some of you want to raise your hits and smacks and swacks, ask ANYBODY but me! I'm not the guy!

I probably shouldn't keep that Site Meter public. I think I keep it there as a sort of humility. Or should I say humiliation? Naa, I don't take it that seriously any more! Learn to be superior even when you don't have much of anything going for you--I have! I'm about as snotty as they come.

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It's My World

I haven't written many stupid damn posts lately. Of course I haven't written many intelligent ones, either. And no lengthy ones at all. I guess I'm just about to run out of gas!

What little brain power I have seems to be going elsewhere lately. My cousin thinks it's drivelling out in tiny squiggles in my various contacts with the Blogger Help Group. Also, in my connections to other people's Web Cams or the yammering (typing) I do on other chat lines! It's all true, I guess. I talk too much, I chat too much, I email too much, I flirt too much, I get mad as hell too much (although not much!). That's just my nature. Never thought of me as being natural? Well, yeah, if I'm allowed to fudge a little! Isn't that permissible here in this peculiar corner of the universe? I SAY IT IS, DAMMIT! You know? It's my world, even if it's stupid.

I might get to work on that. But I won't work very hard!

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p.s. I don't really wear that shirt all the time! It's just coincidence!

BUM ME OUT!

Link between Pesticides and Parkinson's

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I used to work with pesticides, you know? YOU KNOW?

Inconvenience

Thomas Jefferson: "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it."

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Happy Days

Want Some Of This?

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Kindred Spirit

Joseph Baretti: "I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am."

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Babel Fish!!!

What fun this is, and yet no one ever clicks on my Babel Fish flags over in the sidebar! Are there no foreigners or even multi-lingual people around here? I can't really test the quality of the translations, since I am not multi-lingual! Where are the Spanish, French, Chinese, and German speakers? Maybe the translations all translate "Babel Fish" as "Hungry Toilet Fish" for all I know! When I used to pay close attention to my stats, I'd see a few hits from other countries. Are there no more? Try my damn translator!!! Maybe it'll be more fun than a wet tongue on your crotch! Or not.

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Good Girls

Tallulah Bankhead: "It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time."

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