In space, said the movie trailer, No one can hear you scream. Neither can they hear me whistle While I write this wretched blog Or exult while I relax and fart a happy tune And you eat your Happy Meal and get fatter and fatter!
If you were more pitiful, it might even have gotten a laugh, but all evidence leads to the conclusion that your daddy was rich and your momma was good-looking! Therefore, you must not be very pitiful!
Well - one that raised a smile! At last!
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If you were more pitiful, it might even have gotten a laugh, but all evidence leads to the conclusion that your daddy was rich and your momma was good-looking! Therefore, you must not be very pitiful!
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