Better hope it's a short trip, cause I spent 16 days sleeping in one recently and you can't find a position that's comfortable...I don't care how much you spent on it!
You Lazy Boy....LOL!
Goddess, you are very Deep! Mushy, how deep have you sunk in that chair? You are not good advertising for that surgery!
It ain't gonna go too good for ya', 'cause I'm the fuckin' doorman, and your tips won't help!
It will if I can smuggle a bottle of cool beer to you in my hat! I'm taking your word for it that there's any good "seats" in hell, though...
I'll be there waitin' on ya'! And that beer had BETTER BE COLD! Lessee, I THINK I have you at table # 666......!
You sure you can count that high, or is that the only table in the place?!
Well, now that you mention it, I believe it IS the only table!But it's a BIG son-of-a-bitch! Don't worry, there'll be PLENTY of room, I guarantee it! HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here! (At least put on your socks and pants.)
Better hope it's a short trip, cause I spent 16 days sleeping in one recently and you can't find a position that's comfortable...I don't care how much you spent on it!
ReplyDeleteYou Lazy Boy....LOL!
ReplyDeleteGoddess, you are very Deep! Mushy, how deep have you sunk in that chair? You are not good advertising for that surgery!
ReplyDeleteIt ain't gonna go too good for ya', 'cause I'm the fuckin' doorman, and your tips won't help!
ReplyDeleteIt will if I can smuggle a bottle of cool beer to you in my hat! I'm taking your word for it that there's any good "seats" in hell, though...
ReplyDeleteI'll be there waitin' on ya'! And that beer had BETTER BE COLD! Lessee, I THINK I have you at table # 666......!
ReplyDeleteYou sure you can count that high, or is that the only table in the place?!
ReplyDeleteWell, now that you mention it, I believe it IS the only table!
ReplyDeleteBut it's a BIG son-of-a-bitch! Don't worry, there'll be PLENTY of room, I guarantee it! HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!