Oscar Wilde: "I am not young enough to know everything."
"But my boyfriend is!" he added slyly.
To which his boyfriend replied: "That's not what any of my five wives' say about ME!"
Those weren't his wives, you droll man, those were his SISTERS! announced the Deus ex machina.
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here! (At least put on your socks and pants.)
"But my boyfriend is!" he added slyly.
ReplyDeleteTo which his boyfriend replied: "That's not what any of my five wives' say about ME!"
ReplyDeleteThose weren't his wives, you droll man, those were his SISTERS! announced the Deus ex machina.
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