Jackass (On Valentine's Day)

I was just thinking that I'd ask you If you have any clones of yourself You could spare, maybe one Who could avoid the detrimental effect Of being the object of my desire On Valentine's Day. I just want one who could come and entertain me! However, as most men discover most of the time, A woman is seldom the kind we want her to be And probably neither are clones! In short, if I'm a jackass with a real woman, How could I improve the outcome with a specious one? rcs. Current draft: 2/14/2010 Created on 1/20/2010 10:43 AM