High School Disease

I think sometimes about high school reunions And how I’ve avoided every one of them so far. I have small desire to see those people again, So I’d have to be tricked into being there— Maybe lured by the prospect of boffing a head cheerleader, Or, better yet, a fat cheerleader’s nubile daughter. “One of you can French while the other one phones for the pizza.” rcs. Created on 12/11/2009 2:05 PM