Octavius Retortioner: All is beautiful. Somewhere.
Uh, sometimes somewhere else.
Oh, yes, yes it is, indeed! My unbelievably perfect body, in front of the full-length mirror in the dressing room, with all of my splendor and beauty bathed in COMPLETE, PITCH-DARKNESS....! How could one NOT agree???!
Who is Octavius Retortioner?! signed, John Wayne
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here! (At least put on your socks and pants.)
Uh, sometimes somewhere else.
ReplyDeleteOh, yes, yes it is, indeed! My unbelievably perfect body, in front of the full-length mirror in the dressing room, with all of my splendor and beauty bathed in COMPLETE, PITCH-DARKNESS....! How could one NOT agree???!
ReplyDeleteWho is Octavius Retortioner?!
ReplyDeletesigned, John Wayne