The Rat Squeaks

She's A Functional Delusion She's got it, whatever it is, she's got it. Something in the way she moves it Makes me think once ...

What did I do with all those people in my life I used to talk to with the frequency I guess I could only obtain when young, But it's a...

by Rudyard Kipling Most of us may only know the story because of the old black-and-white movie. It's usually only some few words of...

Will I get more hits if I mention sex and death and blood and gore and voluntary dismemberment? Probably not. Who would want all those thi...

Poopadoodle, I mean. No magic involved. That's all I have to say today!

Who are you, I yet wonder, And what deep stupidity am I in-- In what terrible hole are we where I pretend I'm civilized and don't ...

Sure--he's out there pissing (or worse) in your flour bin, coffee can, or potato chip bag even as we think about it! Below is the almo...

Is it time to change my rat image (the one below each post)? I think it probably is.

I don't give a rat's ass. Never did, never will.

I drowned in the bathtub by accident and was soon resurrected. I usually just take a shower. Other times, I just take things for granted. ...