The Rat Squeaks

Sometimes I think that that it's gotten too late, That it's my fate, When in fact it is always late And always my fault. I used to...

Not About Cute Puppies! Some people worry about what I write and sometimes try to commiserate with me or "talk me down" or othe...

It Was An Accident! I can only see my face in the mirror! Something has gone terribly wrong with this dream! Okay, so maybe this wasn'...

Sometimes I'm not sure How to pretend to be me Or how to maintain the fiction That I'm a nice old guy who reads too much And would...

YOU can be nice about it, if you want to, but it's my plan to be bitter, spiteful, and to complain at every opportunity. I know it...

Dry Conversation "Well, I have to admit," Roger said, "that it's easier to be a Big Snot from an Internet distance than...

Life's been hard, But what the fuck did you expect? Time goes traipsing by and treads on you And tramples you in the mud and breaks yo...

Mark Twain: "The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it."

I don't care what anybody says, I want to commit more crimes before I die! What harm could it possibly do? The world already cares l...

Doxie: floozy. Need we get graphic? I heard that Playboy Corporation bought out Disneyland. Or was it the other way around? What differenc...