The Rat Squeaks

Richard P. Adler: "All television is children's television."

Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. "The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contrac...

(I Feel Like One Myself) It's interesting to see how difficult life becomes when you're too unsteady to use a ladder (as I am) in ...

I'm still around. After a fashion.

I have seen the face of God In the gun barrel, in the garbage dump, In the tail-end of the garage, Through the broken window on my old red...

Cato the Elder: "After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."

If you had to be named for a cat, which cat would it be? For me, it'd be that smirky Cheshire Cat!

Oscar Levant: "I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'"

"I couldn't hold on," I thought, Yet clearly I have done so, so far, As far as it goes and so forth... What will it all mean...

I remember you all out there, From years ago, Wild boys and girls, callow and callous too— I do remember, but only what I can stand. I see...