The Rat Squeaks

I got some invite from someone about Twitter. I don't know what Twitter is, don't know what they "do so well" that they...

Modern Times or Modern Plagiarism? Before I went off and bought Bob Dylan's "Modern Times" album a few weeks ago, I'd he...

Nothing was decoded And I tell this truth to you Not out of spite or anger, But simply because it's true! Stolen from Bob Dylan Who sa...

No comments—it's so sad. Guess I'd go kill myself if I could be neat about burying myself afterward. Guess I could go find a giant...

The Kennedys Go On I didn't watch Ted Kennedy's appearance at the Democratic Convention, but I'm sorry I didn't. I notice ...

Myself, I think I'm moving into a form of cryptology where I can't even decode myself.

Actually, I liked "The White Album" More I didn't necessarily read all the "liner notes" that accompanied the CD i...

I get meaner and less worthy of sympathy as I go along. I'm just making an observation, you don't have to jump up and declare tha...

Well, that blip was pitiful, two ways at once. If you missed it, don't ask--I covered it up.

Won't these goddamn Olympics ever end? I haven't been watching them intentionally because nobody's forced me to watch, not exa...