The Rat Squeaks

I don't remember publishing this, so I'm going to do it all over again! "You might have to start kissing up to your relation...

Tennis Court Lawyer Where is anything? I thought it was there, But it's gone. "Shut the goddamn garden door, Geneva," Said ...

Okay, this one's not great at all; it's just long. So it's actually easy to read. You can read it with the TV on. Ape At Large ...

Gnaw this shit stick, Adolpho! And don't come back!

You might be thinking that a fella could get arrested for doing shit like this, but I'm here to tell you that it is apparently very di...

Pucker up, world! I need to make some snotty remarks, but there's not enough room for them. The basement's too small, the highway...

P.S. I know who you are. I hope you all get rubbed out!

Intro I still wonder what the hell this song was about--it always seems to me those guys were too young for these lyrics, unless they were...

To Hell With Mercy Sometimes I hear a Lennon song and remember the old days and many good things so well. Sometimes I hear a Lennon song a...

The post previous to (below) this post has changed and changed, but the titles haven't changed much. Still, I don't know if I lik...