The Rat Squeaks

HELP! They say no one ever expects a stroke and I can testify to that. I don't even know why I woke up that morning except to guess tha...

Don't ask me to explain such a bad haircut. I can only take credit for the bags under my eyes.

Who's Naked? Peel off the clamour and what is left?

People who talk to me of Faith or religion are like cats who bring me dead lizards or caterpillars--it's sometimes interesting, of cou...

Help, I need somebody, Help, not just anybody, Help, you know I need someone, help. When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never ...

I know these aren't very informative posts lately. I guess they're just personality exigencies and brain farts, both of which are ...

I can't believe I've taken to the habit of taking my goddamn hat off in unusual places and leaving it there like it was some old ci...

Just as ugly as ever after my stroke, but you can eat me up if you want to! I assure you I'm more handsome in person, but that doesn...

SAY THE MAGIC WORD Been home about 3 nights now. Bumping into furniture, playing with every cane I can find, since I HATED the walkers a...

Is putter like pritter and pratter? What about prickle and prinkle? Somebod must be related to sommebody... Surely you're not going to ...