The Rat Squeaks

Has Been, Will Be I read or hear so much incomprehensible bullshit from the Presidential candidates and their electioneering organizations...

Or Get Laid E. B. White: "I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this ...

A Few Vacuous Thoughts I used to pay more attention to music, I must admit. i used to know, sometimes own, every album of certain artists. ...

These lyrics are so good and yet what it's talking about is so bad! I tried to find a YouTube of the song, but couldn't so far. I ...

Or, Bring It On! Answer to the last stupid question I read (somewhere on the Internet): "Be sure to have sex with her first, unless y...

W. C. Fields: Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

HEART OF GOLD by Neil Young I want to live, I want to give I've been a miner for a heart of gold. It's these expressions I never giv...

You Woke Me For This? I got up this morning before the 9 o clock alarm, though not by much. Getting up early doesn't do me much good be...

Who's that shifty-eyed creep that I espy? Some dude with a new hat. I sometimes look better, but not much better! The second pic i...

Nader who, you say?