The Rat Squeaks

Groucho Marx: "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

There is a sort of unbearable beauty that youth often has, especially these adolescents who seem so physically prime and mentally eager for ...

Somewhere I've lost a partial list. It was one of those Titles Never Used kind of lists. I wonder where I had it stored? I thought it...

Who's reading this damn thing, anyway? Seems like the same 10 people all the time! A chewing gum wrapper gets read by more people than I...

When I think about it, I guess it's appropriate that I've been cursed with this or these illnesses. I have always been a lazy or sed...

Not Long in MY house!

You know, something I never say In Blogger Help Group is that Team Blogs suck. Yeah, they do. I've never seen more than one of any con...

Ms. Cherry was always a nice lady. When I met her, she was in charge of the Parking Office at the University. Her deceased husband had been ...

Roy Blount Jr.: "The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They use...

What, my page ranking dropped a notch?! Jesus, what do I have to do, masturbate in public? Maybe I always thought that, if it changed, it ...