The Rat Squeaks

Granville Hicks: "A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to."

I used to be such a BIG Tolkien fan. The "Lord Of The Rings" Trilogy, I mean. From the time when I was less than 20 until some tim...

  1. Carnal Cupcakes (Food for Fuckers)   2. Gumbo With Moon Pie   3. Cattle Cargo Pants   4. Sucker Buckets   5. French Fries And Tapioca  ...

A week or ten days ago, I was carrying a laundry basket through the door to the washroom when I just smashed my left hand into the door f...

  1. Culture Vultures   2. Warmonger Thongs   3. Peace For My Birthday, War For Christmas   4. Elusive Blatherskite   5. Those Torrid Dwimme...

Oscar Wilde: "I am not young enough to know everything."

Alvin Duke Aladocious: "I don't believe that a thing is true just because I believe it. I may believe that alligators are kind, b...

Tom Wolfe: "A cult is a religion with no political power."

A cryptic poem, yet comprehensible to me, and one that I admire for its wordy convolutions, based on a peculiar view of Samuel Taylor Coleri...

There I Was Again There I was again, always wanting my way, Fairly insistent on getting it, but ever subtle, Barely ever showing my ass at t...