The Rat Squeaks

Girl Is there anybody going to listen to my story All about the girl who came to stay? She's the kind of girl you want so much, it make...

I suppose I must strike many people on the Internet as a Sick Diseased Character who is self-obsessed and not kind to strangers. I know I f...

Robert Benchley: "It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that...

George Burns: "The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as pos...

Umberto Eco: "I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt...

It’s rained so much around here the past few days, I’m dizzy. Much flooding has taken place in neighborhoods or cities all around me. I wa...

George Santayana: "To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood."

Once again notable blogger Nobius (see side bar Intelligent Blogs: White Rabbit-Black Hole) has printed one of my poems in his skinny public...

Mitch Hedberg: "I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."

by Bob Dylan Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good, They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would. They...