The Rat Squeaks

I was just poking around when I saw this photo on some blog that is several times more serious than I am. My first thought was doesn't ...

Somebody came into the room And gripped me with a suede fade And then my arms and face fell off. For such an elegant lady, it was a tough m...

There is no steam left anywhere in my vicinity or any evil in the immediate neighborhood that might kick my ass into gear. Guess I'll ha...

Juvenal: "Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, And toss them on the wheels of Chance."

Wilson Mizner: "A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions."

"Do you want to Run or Save", the question is asked. Hell, I just want to get by and not have to learn very much more jargon as I...

James Thurber: "All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why."

Margaret Halsey: "Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather e...

In the old days, people of my generation didn’t pay much attention to the torch singers like Julie London or Peggy Lee. I surely didn’t unt...