The Rat Squeaks

My taste buds continue to be fucked up. Almost everything tastes wrong or bad. I got bored today and had a pizza delivered to the house an...

Dorothy Parker: "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

Overheard At The Surrealist Peep-Hole “That's plenty for me,” she said reassuringly, “if that's what you've been worrying about...

Am I getting too serious yet? Nah, I can't even stay on the same track for very long.

(Extracts from Dogger Gatsby's "Austin Notes") Austin At Night Dogger Gatsby remembered cars full of pot-smoking young peo...

Ambrose Bierce: "To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice."

The Hat And The Ring I seem to take more to self-decoration of late. Because I lost all this weight, I’ve had to buy new clothes, so there’...

Mark Twain: "Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

IN THE BACK SEAT I suppose that I'm that way about a lot of things—about as cautious and considerate as a teenage boy in the back seat ...

Woody Allen: "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"