The Rat Squeaks

"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog....

I'm not as entertaining as I used to be. But, who is?

"'I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin." Groucho Marx

"Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine." Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944)

Well, I’d promised a friend that I haven’t seen for a while that I’d get a digital photo taken of my new slimmer self, but I forgot it again...

My eyesight improved a small bit yesterday and today, so I'm hopeful about this treatment. The doctor today seemed to think the eye had...

I used to never be sick except for head colds or an occasional scratch or scrape on my skin. They weren’t much fun at the time, but I guess...

I tried to sidestep or delay it, but then I talked to the medical practitioner and he has little doubt about sending me for gastrointerology...

Paul Dirac "In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before....

Ted Turner "If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect."