The Rat Squeaks

"Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all." William Goldman

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known." — Walt Disney (1901 - 1966)

"In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from." — Peter...

But I Wish They Would Every so often this past week I've heard the well pump come on when I was pretty certain that no one has been runn...

"Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor b...

I am living off the momentum of previous forward motions... "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example....

The Dead As The Living See Them You are not more living Because the dead have voice To beckon men with fear, And yet you still cling to— Nor...

(By Thomas 'Fats' Waller, Harry Brooks, and Andy Razaf; recorded by Louis Armstrong in ’29 and ‘55) Cold empty bed, Springs hard as ...

Meet The Pest In Pest Control "We like to keep the light down in here so we can read the terminals better," one of them said. ...

"Physical deformity calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls forth nothing but hatred and vengeanc...