The Rat Squeaks

"Ha. There you have it." Having ended one sentence talking about God's sweet angels, here he was talking filth. “I li...

This Monitor Is Just Old And Sick The other day I mentioned my monitor was dead. So it was. So far I've obtained one for free that...

Bosses Are Poor Excuses For Human Beings More than ten years ago, we had a relatively new assistant director of Physical Plant named Phi...

Signs Of Ageing, Signs Of Living Getting gray hair or no hair, crow's feet under the eyes or those fine-line chicken scratches every...

I dropped him off on the highway in the hills on the edge of town; when he said goodbye at the blacktop, I paused and looked around. ...

TRS IS CLOSED DUE TO BUSTED MONITOR Will be down a day or two or more... Don't play with any Delilahs while I'm gone.

In recognition of National Take A Squid Camping Day, this blog will be closed today. While I will not be taking a squid to the woods, neith...

Jesus, How Many Are There, Though? I'm not exactly sure how long they've been making Little Debbie snacks. I'm pretty sure I ca...

Who Were They Expecting, Bob Hope? I don't watch Jon Stewart very regularly, but I did see him on Crossfire last week and I have to ...

Nice Guys Go Away, Come Again Some Other Day My neighbor Helpful Fella came over in a neighborly way the other day. Without invitation,...